How to Survive in a Horror Movie
- When it appears that you have killed a monster, never approach it to check if it’s really dead — it will pounce on you.
- When running away from a monster, expect to fall over at least twice
- Never accept invitations from strangers who live in isolated areas and have no contact with society.
-If you car breaks down at night, don’t go to a deserted-looking mansion to phone for help
- Do not search the basement — especially if the lights have just gone out and the phone is dead.
- If your date has fangs, go home.
- If your date has rotting green flesh and behaves more like a zombie than most dates, go home.
- Never, ever say “I’ll be right back.” You won’t be.
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1 comments:
Your post applies to classics only. Try some more recent movies like cube, saw, event horizon and 1408. My personal favorites.
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